Insult Jokes

Yo’ Mama is so fat, the last time she booked a flight, her boarding ticket read, “Please allow up to 4-6 weeks for freight delivery.”

Yo’ Mama is so stupid, she thought masturbation was a karate teacher.

The reason old men use Viagra is not because they’re impotent. It’s because old women are so very ugly.

Q: What’s the difference between Yo’ Mama and a blue whale? A: About 10 pounds.

Yo’ Mama is so stupid, she thought Master P was a special restroom.

My girlfriend said she wanted me to tease her. I said, ‘Alright, fatty.’

Yo’ Mama is so fat, her blood type is marinara.

Yo’ Mama is so stupid, she put lipstick on her forehead to make up her mind.

Yo’ Mama is so fat, when she was born, her parents got blueprints instead of a birth certificate.

Yo’ Mama is so stupid, she thinks Limp Bizkit is a medical condition.