Insult Jokes

My girlfriend’s reading a book at the moment. It’s one of these sort of new age things. It’s called, ‘Women That Love Too Much,’ which I think could have the title shortened to ‘Sluts.’

Yo’ Mama is so fat, when she bent over, a couch and three chairs came out.

Yo’ Mama is so stupid, she tried to blow out a light bulb.

Yo’ Mama is so fat that when she bends over, we go into daylight savings time.

Yo’ Mama is so stupid, she turns on the light to see if it’s dark outside.

I like people, I just don’t like making friends. And here’s why — you ever made a friend, and after hanging out with them for a while, you start to realize that they’re kind of stupid, and y’all don’t have nothing in common? But by that time, it’s too late, …

Yo’ Mama is so fat, she has to put her belt on with a boomerang.

You know, the thing about your family is you’re connected forever by blood relation to a group of folks who are really not your kind of people.

Yo’ Mama is so fat, she has an echo in her belly button.

Yo’ Mama is so stupid, she thought Johnny Cash was a pay toilet.