Not a very tough country, huh? They got an army; they just didn’t give them guns or anything. Look at the Canadian flag — it’s not a symbol of power, it’s a leaf. Oh, don’t screw with Canada. They’ll dry up and blow away.
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Yo’ Mama is so fat, a beeper goes off whenever she backs up.
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Yo’ Mama is so stupid, she couldn’t buy “Guess” jeans because she didn’t know the answer.
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My next door neighbor’s the Keebler Elf. Oh, I hate that little prick. He keeps me up at night making cookies in his tree. That’s no way to run a business. There’re zoning laws, you f**king shrimp.
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Yo’ Mama is so fat, she puts in tampons with a bazooka.
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Yo’ Mama is so stupid, she thought the international dateline was a global dating service.
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There are too many weird Olympic events now, like that one where the gymnasts prance around the mat swirling a piece of ribbon. It’s called ‘rhythmic gymnastics’ — unless you’re five, then it’s called ‘playing.’
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Yo’ Mama is so fat, she got baptized at Sea World.
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Yo’ Mama is so stupid, she has to re-read the instructions on the shampoo bottle every time she showers.
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That’s just what we need because humans haven’t made up enough reasons to hate one another. Along with race, nationality, gender, sexual preference, religious or cultural differences — now, if you’re born in June, you’re a prick.
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