Yo’ Mama is so fat, she sweats bacon grease.
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Yo’ Mama is so stupid, she needs a recipe to make ice cubes.
Přečíst celý »James Johann: Held Back a Year
My buddy Brian had a kid a few years ago, and he comes to me this summer and he goes, ‘Man, my son just flunked the third grade. I don’t know how to tell my kid he’s going to be held back a year.’ I was like, ‘I guess you …
Přečíst celý »Yo’ Mama Is So Fat… Bacon
Yo’ Mama is so fat, when she rubs her legs together, I smell bacon.
Přečíst celý »Yo’ Mama Is So Stupid… How to Read
Yo’ Mama is so stupid, she bought a book on how to read.
Přečíst celý »James Davis: Old People on Facebook
I’m tired of all these old people joining Facebook. It’s not for you. All I’m saying is, I don’t want to go on Facebook and be invited to be a fan of ‘The Andy Griffith Show.’
Přečíst celý »Yo’ Mama Is So Fat… Army
Yo’ Mama is so fat, when she joined the army, her nickname was “Trenches.”
Přečíst celý »Yo’ Mama Is So Stupid… Harass
Yo’ Mama is so stupid, she thought “harass” was two words.
Přečíst celý »Jacob Sirof: Geeks vs. Nerds
I’m a geek, but you know what? I’m not a nerd. And there is a difference. Allow me to explain. A geek is the kind of person that’ll stand in line to see the midnight premiere of the new Harry Potter movie. That’s me, that’s how I roll… Now a …
Přečíst celý »Yo’ Mama Is So Fat… Airport Bust
Yo’ Mama is so fat, she got busted at the airport for having 200 pounds of crack.
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