Insult Jokes

What do women and washing machines have in common? They both leak when they’re fucked!

Yo’ Mama is so short, she models for trophies.

Yo’ Mama is so short, she has to pole vault into bed at night.

A woman wakes up one morning and open the blinds. Her husband, half-awake, says, “Close those blinds, those little boys over the road can see my naked body.” The woman replies, “If those little boys saw your naked body, they’d close their blinds.”

Yo’ Mama is so short, she’s the last one to know when it rains.

What do you call the space between a woman’s breasts and her vagina? A waste.

Yo’ Mama is so short, she has to look up to see what’s going down.

Everybody knew my father. He would come home; hoodlums are standing around. ‘Hey, Mr. Morris, how was work today?’ ‘You motherf**kers wouldn’t know, would you?’

Yo’ Mama is so short, you can see her feet on her driver’s license.

My dad was a bigot. He was prejudiced to the core — and the one race he truly hated the most were the humans.