Insult Jokes

You have “mint” breath. Mint to brush your teeth and forgot!

Yo’ Mama is so dumb, the Psychic Friends only charge her half price to read her mind.

Yo’ Mama is so dumb, she failed a pregnancy test.

Yo’ Mama is so stupid, she got fired from a blow job.

If brains were dynamite, you couldn’t blow your nose!

Yo’ Mama is so dumb, she locked her keys inside her motorcycle.

Yo’ Mama is so stupid, her parents let her hide her own Easter eggs.

Your IQ is so low, you have to dig for it!

Yo’ Mama is so dumb, when God was giving out brains, she thought they were milkshakes and asked for extra thick.

Yo’ Mama is so stupid, when she was pulled over for drunk driving and asked to walk a line, she said, “Which one?”