Insult Jokes

Q: How do you keep someone stupid occupied? A: Tell them this joke.

Yo’ Mama is so dumb, she got fired from a blow job.

Yo’ Mama is so stupid, she got stabbed in a drive-by.

As an outside observer, what do you think of the human race?

Yo’ Mama is so dirty, they won’t even use her bath water for waterboarding.

Yo’ Mama is so dirty, she makes Speedstick slow down and think about it.

Yo’ Mama is so stupid, she went to the doctor for a home pregnancy test.

Yo’ house so dusty, even your vacuum cleaner gets allergies.

Yo’ Mama is so dirty, she has to use Right Guard and Left Guard.

Yo’ Mama is so stupid, she thinks DNA is the National Dyslexics Association.