Insult Jokes

Yo’ Mama is so dirty, plants grow out her butt.

Yo’ Mama is so stupid, she went up to a cow and asked for 2%.

Yo’ Mama is so dirty, when I went to her house, a rat held me up while a cockroach stole my wallet.

Yo’ Mama is so stupid, she sits on the TV and watches the couch.

Yo’ Mama is so dirty, she uses bleach in her baths.

Yo’ Mama is so stupid, she tripped over a cordless phone.

Q: Why didn’t anybody hear Helen Keller scream?A: She was wearing mittens.

Yo’ Mama is so bald, I can see what she’s thinking.

Yo’ Mama is so stupid, when she went to buy a color television, she left the store because they didn’t have one in pink.

Q: Why can’t Helen Keller drive?A: She’s a woman.