How do you get a Harvard graduate off your porch? Pay him for the pizza.
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Yo’ Mama is like a vacuum cleaner: she sucks, blows, and gets rolled in the closet.
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Yo’ Mama is like a television: even an old man can turn her on.
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Yo’ Mama is so stupid, if I gave her a penny for her thoughts, I’d expect change.
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Yo’ Mama is like a shotgun: one cock, and she’s ready to blow.
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Yo’ Mama is so stupid, when she heard there was a change in the weather, she ran outside with her piggy bank.
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Yo’ Mama is so stupid, her brainstorms are more like drizzles.
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I have a friend who’s in love. He’s always bragging about Paris Hilton, like she’s the hottest chick on the planet. And I disagree — mostly because she’s ugly.
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Yo’ Mama is like a race car: she burns through four rubbers a night.
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Yo’ Mama is so stupid, she thought Boyz II Men was a military academy.
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