Insult Jokes

How do you get a Harvard graduate off your porch? Pay him for the pizza.

Yo’ Mama is like a vacuum cleaner: she sucks, blows, and gets rolled in the closet.

Yo’ Mama is like a television: even an old man can turn her on.

Yo’ Mama is so stupid, if I gave her a penny for her thoughts, I’d expect change.

Yo’ Mama is like a shotgun: one cock, and she’s ready to blow.

Yo’ Mama is so stupid, when she heard there was a change in the weather, she ran outside with her piggy bank.

Yo’ Mama is so stupid, her brainstorms are more like drizzles.

I have a friend who’s in love. He’s always bragging about Paris Hilton, like she’s the hottest chick on the planet. And I disagree — mostly because she’s ugly.

Yo’ Mama is like a race car: she burns through four rubbers a night.

Yo’ Mama is so stupid, she thought Boyz II Men was a military academy.