I was at a club in San Francisco… and I hear, way in the back of the room, this: ‘You suck. Get off the stage. You stink.’ The thing that bugged me about it was I heard it, but also, I comped these people in to see the show for …
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Yo’ Mama is so stupid, she calls beepers collect.
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Yo’ Mama is like a heavyweight boxer: a few licks, a few blows, and she’s back to her corner.
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Have you ever dialed the wrong number, and instead of hanging up the phone, you try to scare the person on the other end of the line? I was calling this friend of mine the other day. I go, ‘Hi, is Jane there?’ He goes, ‘No, for crying out loud. …
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Yo’ Mama is so stupid, she threw a baseball at Batman.
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Yo’ Mama is like a hardware store: 25 cents for a screw.
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People come up to me, and they say, ‘Gene, certainly comedy can’t be your main source of income.’
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Yo’ Mama is so stupid, she got locked in a bathroom and peed her pants.
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Yo’ Mama is like a gas station: pump and pay.
Přečíst celý »Gene Pompa: Ex-Girlfriend’s Dad
He goes, ‘I’m sorry. My gardener’s Mexican. He doesn’t look or act anything like you.’ I said, ‘That’s a coincidence because my landlord’s a moron, and you guys dress totally different.’
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