Insult Jokes

Yo’ Mama is so stanky, she vacuums her sheets instead of washing them.

Yo’ Mama is like a blimp: a huge spectacle that’s full of gas.

Q: What’s the difference between a Ford and a golf ball? A: You can drive a golf ball 200 yards.

Yo’ Mama is so stanky, when she walks by, trash plugs its nose.

Yo’ Mama is like a beached whale: stinky and tragic, but you can’t help but stare.

Yo’ Mama is so stanky, the couch gets up when she sits down.

Yo’ Mama is like a bag of chips: Fri-to-lay.

Yo’ Mama is so stanky, when you were born, the doctor had to wear the oxygen mask.

Yo mama’s like a door handle, everyone gets a turn!

Yo’ Mama is so stanky, even the garbage man won’t pick her up.