Yo’ Mama so redneck, she thought an elevator was a mobile home.
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Hillbillies should never have cash, OK? Graceland is so tacky, Puerto Rican people walk out of there going, ‘That’s some tacky stuff there, man.’
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Yo’ Mama is so redneck, Costco is her favorite city.
Přečíst celý »Urinalotta Trouble
Above the urinal, written on the wall: Why are you looking up here? The joke is in your hand!
Přečíst celý »Yo’ Mama Is So Redneck… Door Mat
Yo’ Mama is so redneck, the door mat to her trailer home doubles as a mad flap for her pick up truck.
Přečíst celý »Undercover Cops
Q: What’s another name for undercover cops?A: Pigs-in-a-blanket.
Přečíst celý »Yo’ Mama Is So Poor… Window Shopping
Yo’ Mama is so poor, she can’t afford window shopping.
Přečíst celý »Twinkie Insult
I haven’t seen you run that fast since Twinkies went on sale.
Přečíst celý »Yo’ Mama Is So Poor… Shovel
Yo’ Mama is so poor, when asked to use the bathroom, she handed me a shovel and opened the back door.
Přečíst celý »Tub o’ Goo
Yo mama so fat, she leaves stretch marks in the tub.
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