Yo’ Mama is so skinny, she can hula-hoop with a Fruit Loop!
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Yo Mama’s such a bitch, PMS cheers her up.
Přečíst celý »Yo mama’s…Kidnappers
Yo Mama is so ugly when she was kidnapped her mother sent the kidnappers a thank you card!
Přečíst celý »Fahim Anwar: Biggie Fans
The thing I despise about Biggie fans is when they’re like, ‘Oh man, Biggie was so prolific. ‘Cause he knew he was going to die an early death and he rapped about it in his rhymes.’ To me, it doesn’t take that much imagination to predict an early death when …
Přečíst celý »Yo’ Mama Is So Skinny… Chapstick
Yo’ Mama is so skinny, she uses Chapstick as a body moisturizer.
Přečíst celý »Yo mama’s…Bad Cooking
Your mama’s cooking is so bad, that the flies pitched in to fix the screen door.
Přečíst celý »Face Loan
Can I borrow your face for a few days? My ass is going on vacation.
Přečíst celý »Yo’ Mama Is So Skinny… A**hole
Yo’ Mama is so skinny, she can jump through her a**hole.
Přečíst celý »Yo mama’s… Roller Coaster
Your mama’s like a roller coaster…she has her ups, she has her downs and 20 people or more can ride her at the same time!
Přečíst celý »Eric Kirchberger: Misconceptions
I would like to begin by clearing up a misconception. Apparently, some people think that just because I’m a dork that that automatically means that I have to be a loser. Let me tell you something — that is a coincidence.
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