Yo’ Mama is so skanky, she can make out with a toothpick in her mouth.
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Yo’ mama so ugly, they give her an extra 364 days for Halloween!
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Yo’ Mama is so skanky, she could sell her spit to a sperm bank.
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Your mama’s so ugly, she laid down to take a beauty nap and slipped into a coma.
Přečíst celý »Engineers & Light Bulbs
Q: How many engineers does it take to change a light bulb? A: You need 250 just to lobby for the research grant.
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Yo’ Mama is so skanky, her idea of safe sex is to lock the car doors.
Přečíst celý »Yo mama’s so ugly… kid
Yo mama’s so ugly, she made a blind kid cry.
Přečíst celý »Engineering in Hell
Noticing a mistake in St. Peter’s roster, God calls Satan; “It seems you accidentally received some of my professionals down there: a teacher, a doctor and a farmer.”“Yeah,” Satan replies. “All the more for me!”God replies, “You better send them up here immediately.”Satan says, “No way. I’m keeping them.”God says, …
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Yo Mama’s so ugly, I can f**k her in any position and it’ll still be doggie-style.
Přečíst celý »Elizabeth Beckwith: Terrible Movie
I always get very nervous when I actually make reference to a real movie because I’m sure someone in the audience is involved, and they’re like, ‘Screw you! That’s my terrible movie.’ And I’m like, ‘I’m so sorry. Please put me in your next terrible movie.’
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