Yo’ Mama is so poor, I saw her walking around with one shoe, and when I asked if she lost a shoe, she said, “No, I found one.”
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You finally meet a guy who buys you flowers and opens the door for you, and you go, ‘F**kin’ wimp. Mama’s boy! Go on back to Mama. Send me back somebody who will treat me like sh*t.’
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Yo’ Mama is so poor, she had to take a second mortgage on her cardboard box.
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Yo’ Mama is so poor, I threw a rock through her window and hit everyone inside.
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Yo’ Mama is so poor, she’s always talking about the time she almost ate at a restaurant.
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1: You tell them that you went to the museum, saw dinosaur bones, and thought of them. 2: For their birthday, you offer to help them blow out the candles. 3: On their birthday, you tell the fire department that if they see a large fire, don’t water it down, …
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Yo’ Mama is so poor, she only gets robbed for practice.
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Yo’ Mama is so poor, she considers the give-a-penny/take-a-penny cups part of her own “Save Yo’ Mama” foundation.
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I was in Atlantic City not too long ago. You just walk around, go, ‘What in the hell happened to you?’ There are people Picasso would look at and go, ‘Hmm, nothing I can do with that.’
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