Yo’ Mama is so poor, she had to get a take a second mortgage on her cardboard shelter.
Přečíst celý »Tony Roberts: White Lady, Yellow Teeth
I seen a white lady with yellow teeth today. She looked like a deviled egg.
Přečíst celý »Yo’ Mama Is So Poor… Marriage
Yo’ Mama is so poor, she got married for the rice.
Přečíst celý »Tommy Sledge: Sweating
I was sweating like a beach full of albinos.
Přečíst celý »Yo’ Mama Is So Poor… Luggage
Yo’ Mama is so poor, she uses garbage bags for luggage.
Přečíst celý »Tom Ryan: Britney Spears in Person
I actually ran into Britney Spears one time, in person, but I didn’t recognize her without the word ‘mute’ written over on the side.
Přečíst celý »Yo’ Mama Is So Poor… Layaway
Yo’ Mama is so poor, she puts McDonald’s dollar meals on layaway.
Přečíst celý »Toilet Paper Enlargement Kit
A self-conscious wife asks her husband, “Honey, are my boobs too small?”“No, honey, they’re fine, but if you want to make them bigger, why don’t you rub toilet paper between them?” he suggests.For the next couple of weeks, the wife rubs toilet paper between her boobs several times a day, …
Přečíst celý »Yo’ Mama Is So Poor… Kid Names
Yo’ Mama is so poor, she names her kids after cars she can’t afford.
Přečíst celý »Todd Lynn: Shoe Shopping
I went to buy a pair of shoes two days ago. Mind you, I think shoe salesmen are idiots. I just want to put that out there. I went to get some shoes, and I said, ‘Could I have these in a 12.’ And he comes back and goes, ‘I …
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