How does the vicar explore the Internet? With the church mouse.
Přečíst celý »I hear you’ve been tracing your ancestors on
I hear you’ve been tracing your ancestors on the internet… Yes – and it’s a mammoth task!
Přečíst celý »I hope you’re not one of those
I hope you’re not one of those pupils who spends all day on the Net and doesn’t get any exercise. Oh, no, miss, I often sit around watching TV and not getting exercise either.
Přečíst celý »I never thought that the Internet was very
I never thought that the Internet was very useful, but now I’ve changed my mind. Let’s hope your new one works better then the one you had before.
Přečíst celý »I use the internet
I use the internet to tell me what the weather’s like. How do you do that? I carry my laptop outside and if it gets wet, I know it’s raining!
Přečíst celý »Since you’ve discovered the Internet, you
Since you’ve discovered the Internet, you don’t pay any attention to me! Who said that?
Přečíst celý »So what exactly can I learn on the
So what exactly can I learn on the Internet? Anything you like – it can even teach you to talk like an Indian. How? See? It’s working already.
Přečíst celý »Teacher: Don’t forget to check the Internet
Teacher: Don’t forget to check the Internet if you have trouble with your homework questions. Pupil: It’s not the questions I have trouble with, it’s the answers.
Přečíst celý »Teacher: What are the four
Teacher: What are the four elements? Pupil: Fire, Earth, Water and the Internet. Teacher: What do you mean the Internet? Pupil: Well, Mum says that whenever I’m on the Net, I’m in my element.
Přečíst celý »What do you call someone who spends 24 hours
What do you call someone who spends 24 hours a day on the Internet? Anything you like, they’re not listening to you anyway.
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