My dog likes to sit down each evening and surf the Net. What an intelligent animal! Not really, it took the cat three weeks to teach him.
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Teacher: If you spend all your time sitting round playing on the Internet, you’ll be fat and useless when you grow up. Pupil: Wow! You must have spent hours surfing when you were a kid!
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What happened when the schoool bully went netsurfing? The goalkeeper kicked him out of the football ground.
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What surfs the Internet and goes, ‘Choo, Choo’? Thomas the Search Engine.
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What’s hairy, dangerous and only surfs the Net when there’s a full moon? The www.erewolf.
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Who sits at the end of the yellow brick road surfing the Net? The www.izard of Oz.
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Who surfs the Net by pecking at the keyboard? www.oody www.oodpecker.
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Why are elephants no good at Net surfing? Because they’re scared of the mouse.
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Does your dog know how how to surf the internet? No – but he’s got a ruff idea.
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Why are frogs no good at websurfing? Computers have them toad-ily confused.
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