As far as I can tell, that is the only real advantage to being me — that I never have to see me, ever, ’cause my eyes are up on my head. If they were on my leg, I could go, ‘Oh, he’s goofy looking,’ but I thankfully cannot do …
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Satan appeared before a small town congregation. Everyone started screaming and running for the front church door, trampling each other in a frantic effort to get away. Soon everyone was gone except for an elderly gentleman who sat calmly. Satan walked up to him and said, “Don’t you know who …
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Yo’ Mama is so fat, she goes to the beach to sell shade.
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I got a trophy wife. I know that’s not right to say, ’cause if you’re married that’s your trophy. I’m just saying not everybody got a first place trophy. Some people end up with a plaque. You marry the neighborhood hoochie, you get a participation ribbon.
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You know the worst thing about having a weak chin? It takes me about three to four hours to change a pillow case.
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Yo’ Mama is so fat, you have to slap her thigh and ride the wave in to have sex with her.
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They say black makes you look thinner. Ladies know that secret, right? I think it’s true ’cause I always see fat white women with black boyfriends.
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Yo’ Mama is so fat, her senior photo is an aerial shot.
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I went into the store the other day — and have you ever seen those thong panty liners? I saw those. I thought, that is so genius. Like, why didn’t someone think of that a long time ago? ‘Cause I know when it’s that time of the month for me, …
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I don’t know why you ladies complain about nasty lingerie. It never stays on that long.
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