Yo’ Mama is so fat, she got hit by a monster truck and said, “Who pushed me?”
Přečíst celý »Richard Carter: Hearing Aids
I got hearing aids; I don’t wear ’em. Six hundred fifty bucks for those things — there isn’t anything anybody can tell me, that I don’t already know, that’s worth $650.
Přečíst celý »Carol Leifer: Lingerie Rip-Off
Women, stop buying the lingerie. Stop buying it right now. Oh, it’s a big rip off. Oh my god, $18 bucks for panties this big? Come on, one trip through the dryer, and it’s a frilly bookmark.
Přečíst celý »You’ll Be So Fat…Ironing
You’ll be so fat after Thanksgiving you’ll have to iron your pants on the driveway.
Přečíst celý »You’ll Be So Fat…Highway Regulation
You’ll be so fat after Thanksgiving, the highway department will make you wear an “Oversize Load” sign every time you take a walk.
Přečíst celý »Reno Collier: Scottish Traits
We’re Scottish — that’s why I have a big-ass head, little wienie. It’s a curse. I’m hung like a field mouse in a snow blizzard.
Přečíst celý »Carol Leifer: Junk Mail
Oh man, I get a lot of junk email. Isn’t it annoying? Clutters everything up. I’m starting to sense a theme, though. Apparently, there’s a lot of people out there that want to make my penis three inches longer.
Přečíst celý »You’ll Be So Fat…Game Over
You’ll be so fat after Thanksgiving your scale will read “Game Over.”
Přečíst celý »Yo’ Mama Is So Fat… Milk Carton
Yo’ Mama is so fat, when she ran away, they had to use all four sides of the milk carton.
Přečíst celý »Reno Collier: Abused Husband Shelter
They’re having trouble now where women are beating up their husbands. Did you hear about that? It’s gotten so bad that they even have a shelter for the men that get beat up. It’s called ‘Bed Bath and Beyond.’
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