You’ll be so fat after Thanksgiving, instead of belly button lint, you’ll find full sweaters.
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Yo’ Mama is so fat, when she goes to a restaurant, she doesn’t get a menu, she gets an estimate.
Přečíst celý »Rene Hicks: Pump-Up Shoes
My nephew wanted me to get him some of those pump up basketball shoes, costs $150. I’m sorry, people, but I’m not gonna pay $150 for shoes that I gotta pump that don’t pump back.
Přečíst celý »You’ll Be So Fat…Facebook Profile Pic
You’ll be so fat after Thanksgiving your next Facebook profile pic will have to be an aerial shot.
Přečíst celý »Rena Zager: Changing Turn-Ons
I know I’m getting older because the things that turn me on have changed. Like, just a few years ago, know what turned me on? Hot Latino men turned me on. Know what turns me on now? You know what turns me on now? People who act reasonably towards me.
Přečíst celý »You’ll Be So Fat…Estimate
You’ll be so fat after Thanksgiving next time you go to a restaurant, instead of a menu, you’ll get an estimate.
Přečíst celý »Yo’ Mama Is So Fat… Mayonnaise
Yo’ Mama is so fat, she puts mayonnaise on aspirin.
Přečíst celý »You’ll Be So Fat…Driver’s License
You’ll be so fat after Thanksgiving your driver’s license will say “picture continued on other side.”
Přečíst celý »Bruce Baum: C-Span and HSN
I don’t know what was wrong with my television last night, but I was getting C-Span and the Home Shopping Network on the same station, and I actually bought a congressman.
Přečíst celý »You’ll Be So Fat…Cookbook
You’ll be so fat after Thanksgiving you’ll get turned on reading a cook book.
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