Lookin’ Good Jokes

There are simple things I love about a woman. I love it when you smile, especially when you have teeth.

Yo’ Mama is so ugly, when she was born, the doctor put her in a bucket of water to see which end would come up for air.

I want to be a thug so bad, but I can’t ’cause I wear glasses. Isn’t that crazy? No one respects my thug-ism because I have astigmatism.

Is there a rule that the older you are in the locker room at the gym, the more naked you have to be?

I had a girlfriend that was 5’11. She wanted to have sex standing up in the shower. I rocked that sh*t. She almost dropped me a couple times, but I rocked that sh*t.

Yo’ Mama is so ugly, even the Boogie Man won’t hide under her bed.

Yo’ Mama is so fat, when you tell her to move her fat ass, she has to move one cheek at a time.

I’m gonna go get my groove right on because I certainly wouldn’t be caught in this town with my groove off.

Yo’ Mama is so ugly, when she was born, the doctor slapped her mama.

We had a bit of a language barrier problem. Like, one night I came home with these amazing shoes I had gotten on sale at Bloomingdales. And I was like, ‘Honey, look at these shoes. Aren’t they great?’ And he said, ‘Aw, girl, those shoes are bling-bling.’ I was like, …