Lookin’ Good Jokes

Yo’ Mama is so fat, she won a marathon because no one could fit by her on the street.

You know you gotta lose some weight when your girlfriend wants to lick your titties.

From time to time, my mother puts on her wedding dress. Not because she’s sentimental, she just gets really far behind on her laundry.

You’ll be so fat after Thanksgiving the tag on your clothes will read “Made in Hungary, Turkey, China, U.S.A., Algeria, Japan, and Indonesia.”

You’ll be so fat after Thanksgiving you’ll fill the bathtub before you even turn on the water.

When your floor model TV messes up, what are you supposed to do? Put a little one on the top.

You’ll be so fat after Thanksgiving the next time you see 90210 will be on a bathroom scale.

My parents are good people. I call to check on my dad every now and then just to make sure he’s living.

Yo’ Mama is so fat, she has to make a long distance call to talk to herself.

Man, no one can piss you off like the one you love. You ever notice that? Oh, I love my girlfriend, but sometimes I want to grow old with her just to watch her die.