Yo’ Mama is so ugly, she has to cover her head before her feet will get into bed with her.
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Yo’ Mama is so fat, when she did a cartwheel, she kicked an angel in the nuts.
Přečíst celý »Judy Toll: Think I’m a Babe
There are guys that think I’m a babe. They don’t say it in English, but I know what they mean.
Přečíst celý »Jordan Rubin: The Gayest Thing in the World
That’s the gayest thing in the world: a fanny pack. If you’re a guy, you’re wearing a fanny pack, the only thing inside there’s, like, a butt plug and Streisand tickets.
Přečíst celý »Yo’ Mama Is So Fat… Burnt Ass
Yo’ Mama is so fat, when I screwed her, I burnt my ass on the light bulb.
Přečíst celý »Yo’ Mama Is So Fat… Buffet
Yo’ Mama is so fat, when she goes to a buffet, she pulls up a chair.
Přečíst celý »Jon Fisch: No Reading
I was at a convenience store. I went in, and there was a sign near the magazine rack that just said, ‘No Reading.’ I don’t like to rock the boat, so I just grabbed a bunch of candy bars, and I went up to the guy who was working there, …
Přečíst celý »Johnny Sanchez: Old Black Man Sayings
Older black men… have a tendency to make up their own sayings that really don’t make any sense at all, but they say it with so much commitment and conviction, they make you think twice about it. You ever notice that? ‘Well, you obviously know what’s going on. What’s the …
Přečíst celý »Yo’ Mama Is So Stanky… Deodorant
Yo’ Mama is so stanky, her Sure deodorant got confused and her Secret deodorant told on her.
Přečíst celý »Johnny Sanchez: Height Makes the Difference
Height makes all the difference. Tall guy walks around with a trench coat, he looks like Wyatt Earp or something cool like that. I put one on, you know what I look like? I look like the Hamburglar.
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