Yo’ Mama is so skinny, she wears waders in the shower to keep from slipping down the drain.
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Yo’ Mama is so skinny, she could hang glide on a Dorito.
Přečíst celý »John DiResta: Threesome
So, my wife’s lying there. She’s smoking her special after-sex Benson and Hedges 9000. She goes, ‘You know, John, we’ve been married a long time. Maybe it’s time we thought about having a threesome.’ ‘Yeah.’ Then I said, ‘You know what, Fran? I’m 260, you’re 180 — I think we …
Přečíst celý »Yo’ Mama Is So Fat… Beach
Yo’ Mama is so fat, when she goes to the beach, the tide comes in.
Přečíst celý »John Caponera: Airplane Safety
I got on the plane yesterday. I said, ‘Sit me next to the fattest son of a bitch on this plane. ‘Cause when that explosion hits and that hole comes in the side — maybe he’ll get sucked into it long enough for me to get off the plane.’ Is …
Přečíst celý »Joey Vega: A Woman’s Backside
White women — when you get a big ass, white women get all crazy. ‘Honey your ass is getting big.’ ‘What? No! Stop it! No!’ You tell a Latina or black woman her ass is getting big, she goes, ‘Oh really? It’s good, right?’
Přečíst celý »Yo’ Mama Is So Fat… Bathtub
Yo’ Mama is so fat, she fills the bathtub before she even turns on the water.
Přečíst celý »Joey Kola: Scary Laugh
Make sure you laugh normally. My grandfather, very scary — big Italian grandfather, very scary laugher. You don’t know if he’s gonna blackout, cave in or throw up on you when he laughs.
Přečíst celý »Yo’ Mama Is So Fat… Barbeque Sauce
Yo’ Mama is so fat, she sweats barbeque sauce.
Přečíst celý »Joey Kola: Living Too Long
What do you do — eat the right foods, exercise? Live ’til you’re 97 so your relatives can empty your urine bottle every five minutes? Oh, thanks for living so long, Grandpa. All I want to do is tend to your bodily fluids!
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