Yo’ Mama is so old, when I slapped her on the back, her boobs fell off.
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Yo’ Mama is so fat, she thinks a balanced meal is a cheeseburger in each hand.
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Yo’ Mama is so fat, her back scratcher is a spruce.
Přečíst celý »Joe Matarese: Three Years Away
All my negative New York friends are like, ‘What are you stupid, dude? You’re gonna relocate for your girl?’ I’m like, ‘Would you shut up, OK? I’m 35, and I’m still single, alright? I’m officially three years away from being that weird uncle you’re not sure if he’s gay or …
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Yo’ Mama is so old, she was a waitress at the Last Supper.
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Yo’ Mama is so fat, the last time she saw 90210 was on the bathroom scale.
Přečíst celý »Jimmy Aleck: Not Answering That
Now that I’m married, I’m being asked questions I have never been asked before in my entire life. The other day, my wife came up to me and said, ‘Do you think I’m fat?’ I said, ‘Excuse me sweetheart, but do you see “stupid jackass” written on my face? Do …
Přečíst celý »Yo’ Mama Is So Old… Jesus
Yo’ Mama is so old, she’s got a Bible autographed by Jesus.
Přečíst celý »Yo’ Mama Is So Old… History Class
Yo’ Mama is so old, when she went to school, they didn’t have a history class yet.
Přečíst celý »Jim David: Not Telling My Age
I’m not gonna tell you how old I am. Let’s just say it’s somewhere between 30 and a Wal-Mart greeter.
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