Yo’ Mama is so dirty, she has to creep up and take the bath by surprise.
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Yo’ Mama is so old, she used to work with Fred Flintstone.
Přečíst celý »Jeremy Hotz: What a Miserable Life
Getting old, I can’t stop it. What a miserable life this turned out to be. Losing the hair on my head, getting some new hair right above my ass at the crack — what the hell kind of tradeoff is that?
Přečíst celý »Yo’ Mama Is So Bald… Shower
Yo’ Mama is so bald, she gets brainwashed when she showers.
Přečíst celý »Jeremy Hotz: Men’s Locker Rooms
You got to stay out of the men’s locker room, don’t you? What a horrible, disgusting place that is, just filled with naked 85-year-old men — just totally nude, nowhere near the shower, just nude and loitering. When I’m nude, I move fast. I’m looking for my clothes.
Přečíst celý »Jeremy Hotz: Life Change at 30
Once you hit 30, your life changes — all the 30-year-olds know what I’m talking about. You hit 30, you don’t run for the bus anymore. You get about halfway and go, ‘Oh, there’s other buses. I’m 30, this is garbage. I’m taking a cab to the bus.’
Přečíst celý »Jeff Stilson: Two Reason I Like Being Married
I like being married for two reasons: 1) I got really tired of dating, and 2) I got really tired of exercising.
Přečíst celý »Wonder Bra
Q: Do you know why they call it the Wonder Bra?A: When you take it off, you wonder where her boobs went.
Přečíst celý »Jeff Stilson: Marriage Favors Men
Marriage is clearly an institution that favors men. It’s a statistical fact that, on average, women who never get married live longer than women who do, but men who never get married don’t live as long as men who do. That’s why we buy women the engagement ring. It’s a …
Přečíst celý »Jeff Stilson: Male Sexual Peak
Now I keep reading that I’m over the hill sexually. I don’t even remember having a sexual peak when I was 19; I just remember apologizing a lot.
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