In the midst of a veritable downpour, a gallant driver saw a woman alone in the mud trying to change a flat tire, and couldn’t bear passing her by. He completed the job for her, and, soaked to the skin, exclaimed jovially, “There, little lady, that’s done!” “Quiet,” she ordered …
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A little girl and a little boy were at day care one day. The girl approaches the boy and says, “Hey Tommy, wanna play house?” He says, “Sure! What do you want me to do?” The girl replies, “I want you to communicate your thoughts.” “Communicate my thoughts?” said a …
Přečíst celý »Larry’s barn burned down, and Susan, his
Larry’s barn burned down, and Susan, his wife, called the insurance company … Susan: We had that barn insured for fifty thousand and I want my money. Agent: Whoa there just a minute, Susan; it doesn’t work quite like that. We will ascertain the value of the old barn and …
Přečíst celý »A rural Frenchman was on trial for killing
A rural Frenchman was on trial for killing his wife when he found her with a neighbor. Upon being asked why he shot her instead of her lover, he replied, “Ah, m’sieur, is it not better to shoot a woman once than a different man every week?”
Přečíst celý »Husband: What do you love most, my
Husband: What do you love most, my natural beauty or my body? Wife: Your sense of humor.
Přečíst celý »A guy is down on his luck. He takes his
A guy is down on his luck. He takes his last $500 and goes to Las Vegas. Overnight, he has a fantastic run of luck. He stumbles out of the casino and finds a pay phone. He calls his wife and says, “Honey, pack your bags. I just won over …
Přečíst celý »An explorer
An explorer goes into an undiscovered tomb for the first time, and in the center of the tomb there is a lamp. So he picked it up and started to rub the dirt off of it, and out came a genie out of the lamp and he said “I want …
Přečíst celý »A little kid comes running into the
A little kid comes running into the backyard. He says, “Pop! Pop! Ma just got hit by a bus!” “Son, you know my lips are chapped. Please don’t make me smile.”
Přečíst celý »This day holds a lot of meaning for me. It
This day holds a lot of meaning for me. It was on this day two years ago that I lost my dear wife and children. I’ll never forget that game of cards…
Přečíst celý »A guy runs out of a Las
A guy runs out of a Las Vegas hotel and says to a stranger, “Can you loan me two hundred bucks? My wife had a terrible accident.” The stranger says, “If you need two hundred dollars, what are you using to gamble with?” The guy replies, “Oh, I’ve got gambling …
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