A jealous husband hires a private detective to check up on his wife. The husband tells the detective, he wants both a written account and as many videos of her in any kind of compromising situations as the man can get. Two weeks later the detective calls the man and …
Přečíst celý »This man was sitting quietly reading his
This man was sitting quietly reading his paper one morning, peacefully enjoying himself, when his wife sneaks up behind him and wacks him on the back of his head with a huge frying pan. Man: “What was that for?” Wife: “What was that piece of paper in your pants pocket …
Přečíst celý »An old man and woman were married for
An old man and woman were married for years even though they hated each other. When they had a confrontation, screams and yelling could be heard deep into the night. A constant statement was heard by the neighbors who feared the man the most. “When I die I will dig …
Přečíst celý »A bum asks a man for $2.
A bum asks a man for $2. The man asked, “Will you buy booze?” The bum said, “No.” The man asked, “Will you gamble it away?” The bum said, “No.” Then the man asked, “Will you come home with me so my wife can see what happens to a man …
Přečíst celý »A wife was
A wife was berating her husband. He motioned for her to quiet down saying, “Don’t unleash the beast in me.” The wife snickered and replied, “Unlike a lot of women, ‘dear’, I’m not the least bit afraid of a mouse.”
Přečíst celý »You and your husband
You and your husband dont seem to have an awful lot in common, said the new tenant’s neighbor. “Why on earth did you get married?” “I suppose it was the old business of ‘opposites attract’,” was the reply. “He wasn’t pregnant and I was.”
Přečíst celý »A man brings his
A man brings his wife a glass of water and two aspirins. She looks surprised and says, I don’t have a headache!” He says, “Aha!”
Přečíst celý »Wife: “Do you think of me when you’re away
Wife: “Do you think of me when you’re away darling?” Husband: “Yes honey, I always bare you in mind.”
Přečíst celý »Two men are having an awfully slow round
Two men are having an awfully slow round of golf because the two ladies in front of them managed to get into every sand trap, lake, and rough on the course, and they didn’t bother to wave the men on through, which is proper golf etiquette. After two hours of …
Přečíst celý »A man calls his
A man calls his family doctor: man: Doctor, for the last week my wife has thought that she was a rabbit. doctor: Ok, bring her in and I’ll try to help. man: Fine, but whatever you do, don’t cure her.
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