A man comes home and hears hard breathing female noises from inside the aprtment, walks inside to find his wife on the floor of the living room naked. Wife yells, “help, help, I am having a heart attack”, the husband runs in the other room to call the doctor when …
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Playboy is coming out with a new magazine for men who are married. Every month the centerfold is the exact same woman.
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After she woke up, a woman told her husband, “I just dreamed that you gave me a pearl necklace for Valentine’s day. What do you think it means?” “You’ll know tonight.” he said. That evening, the man came home with a package and gave it to his wife. Delighted, she …
Přečíst celý »A guy is dating three women and can’t decide
A guy is dating three women and can’t decide which one to marry. He gives each $1,000 to see how well they can manage money. The first one spends $800 and puts $200 in the bank. The second one spends $200 and puts $800 in the bank. The third one …
Přečíst celý »An Illinois man who left the snow-filled
An Illinois man who left the snow-filled streets of Chicago for a vacation in Florida. His wife was on a business trip and was planning to meet him there the next day. When he reached his hotel, he decided to send his wife a quick e-mail. Unable to find the …
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If your wife comes out of the kitchen to whine at you, what have you usually done wrong? Made her chain too long.
Přečíst celý »The sailor came home from a secret two year
The sailor came home from a secret two year mission only to find his wife with a new born baby. Furious, he was determined to track down the father to extract revenge. “Was it my friend Sam”, he demanded. “No !” his weeping wife replied. “Was it my friend Jim …
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Mrs. Culpepper was almost in tears. “Oh Marie,” she said to her maid, “I have reason to suspect that my husband is having an affair with his secretary.” “I don’t believe it for one minute !” Marie snapped.”You’re just saying that to make me jealous !!!”
Přečíst celý »I’ve never been much on fashion, but got
I’ve never been much on fashion, but got quite a few compliments on a new sports jacket I wore to work one day. My secretary asked me where I got it and I told her that it was a surprise from my wife. I went home early yesterday, and there …
Přečíst celý »A man comes home early from work
A man comes home early from work and finds his wife and his best friend in bed. The man throws up his hands in disbelief and says, “My God Pete !!! I more-or-less ‘have to’, but YOU ???”
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