Why did the 280-pound girl marry the 400-pound man? She wanted a big wedding.
Přečíst celý »Why was the broom late ?
Why was the broom late ? It over swept !
Přečíst celý »She was two thirds married once.
She was two thirds married once. What do you mean ? Well, she turned up, the Minster turned up, but the groom didn’t !
Přečíst celý »Hey, you just shot my wife.
Hey, you just shot my wife. I’m so sorry, have a shot at mine !
Přečíst celý »Where did the burgers go after
Where did the burgers go after their wedding? On a bun-eymoon!
Přečíst celý »Q: How do you know when you’re at a
Q: How do you know when you’re at a hillbilly wedding? A: Everyone is sitting on the same side of the church.
Přečíst celý »Q: How is a
Q: How is a marriage like a hot bath? A: Once you get used to it, it’s not so hot.
Přečíst celý »Before we got married,
Before we got married, I caught her in my arms. Now I catch her in my pockets.
Přečíst celý »BARTENDER: I think you’ve had enough,
BARTENDER: I think you’ve had enough, sir. DRUNK: I just lost my wife, buddy! BARTENDER: Well, it must be hard losing a wife…. DRUNK: It was almost impossible!
Přečíst celý »Both of my marriages have been
Both of my marriages have been disappointing. My first wife left me and my second one didn’t.marr
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