In West Kerry, the wife commented, “When we were first married, you took the small piece of steak and gave me the larger. You don’t love me any more….” “Nonsense, darling,” replied the husband, “you cook better now.”
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Casey married a rich widow, but they didn’t get along. One day she said to him, “If it wasn’t for my money, that new television wouldn’t be here. If it wasn’t for my money, that grand piano wouldn’t be here. If it wasn’t for my money, this house wouldn’t be …
Přečíst celý »Mrs. Dugan and Mrs. Riley were talking one
Mrs. Dugan and Mrs. Riley were talking one day about Mr. Riley and his constant drinking. Mrs. Dugan said, “I have an idea about how to stop him from spending so much time at the pub. Every night he comes home through the cemetery. One night you should get disguised …
Přečíst celý »An Irish couple, whose married bliss was not
An Irish couple, whose married bliss was not without a few “squalls” received a humble lecture from their priest regarding their disgraceful quarrels. “Why, that dog and cat you have agree better than you.” “If yer reverence’ll tie them together, ye’ll soon change yer mind.”
Přečíst celý »A little boy, at a wedding looks at his mom
A little boy, at a wedding looks at his mom and says, “Mommy, why does the girl wear white?” His mom replies, “The bride is in white because she’s happy and this is the happiest day of her life.” The boy thinks about this, and then says, “Well then, why …
Přečíst celý »At a friend’s wedding, everything went
At a friend’s wedding, everything went smoothly until it was time for the flower girl and her young escort to come down the aisle. The boy stopped at every pew, growling at the guests. When asked afterward why he behaved so badly, he explained, “I was just trying to be …
Přečíst celý »As he lay on his deathbed, the man confided
As he lay on his deathbed, the man confided to his wife, “I cannot die without telling you the truth. I cheated on you throughout our whole marriage. All those nights when I told you I was working late, I was with other women. And not just one woman either, …
Přečíst celý »It’s for my mother-in-law,” explained the
It’s for my mother-in-law,” explained the mourner at the funeral procession. Tightening the leash, he gestured down at the dog and said, “My Doberman here killed her.” “Gee…That’s terrible,” commiserated the spectator. “But… Hmmmm… Is there anyway you might lend me your dog for a day or so?” The bereaved …
Přečíst celý »Once there was a millionaire, who collected
Once there was a millionaire, who collected live alligators. He kept them in the pool in back of his mansion. The millionaire also had a beautiful daughter who was single. One day he decides to throw a huge party, and during the party he announces, “My dear guests . . …
Přečíst celý »A man and woman where on their honeymoon
A man and woman where on their honeymoon after a long and very happy courtship. On their honeymoon, they decide to take their horses through the beautiful mountain passes of Europe. As the horses were crossing a small stream, the woman’s horse mis-steps and jostles the man’s wife. Once across …
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