There was once a wife so jealous that when her husband came home one night and she couldn’t find hairs on his jackets she yelled at him, “Great, so now you’re cheating on me with a bald woman!” The next night, when she didn’t smell any perfume, she yelled again …
Přečíst celý »A young husband with an inferiority complex
A young husband with an inferiority complex insisted he was just a little pebble on a vast beach. The marriage counselor, trying to be creative, told him, “If you wish to save your marriage, you’d better be a little boulder.”
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A person receives a telegram informing him about his mother-in-law’s death. It also enquires whether she should be buried or burnt. He replies, “Don’t take chances. Burn the body and bury the ashes.”
Přečíst celý »A man was traveling down a country road when
A man was traveling down a country road when he saw a large group of people outside a house. He stopped and asked a person why the large crowd was there. A farmer replied, “Joe’s mule kicked his mother-in-law and she died.” “Well,” replied the man, “she must have had …
Přečíst celý »It’s not what you say, but the way you say
It’s not what you say, but the way you say it. On a blind date, the boy said to the girl: “Time stands still when I look into your eyes.” The girl was very flattered. What the boy had really meant was, “You have a face that would stop a …
Přečíst celý »Hubby – You always carry my photo in your
Hubby – You always carry my photo in your handbag to the office. Why? Wife – When there is a problem, no matter how impossible, I look at your picture and the problem disappears. Hubby – You see, how miraculous and powerful I am for you? Wife – Yes, I …
Přečíst celý »At a local coffee bar, a young woman was
At a local coffee bar, a young woman was expounding on her idea of the perfect mate to some of her friends. “The man I marry must be a shining light amongst company. He must be musical. Tell jokes. Sing. And stay home at night!” An old granny overheard and …
Přečíst celý »A young couple drove several miles down a
A young couple drove several miles down a country road, not saying a word. An earlier discussion had led to an argument, and neither wanted to concede their position. As they passed a barnyard of mules and pigs, the husband sarcastically asked, “Are they relatives of yours?” “Yes,” his wife …
Přečíst celý »Some people
Some people ask the secret of Anthony’s long marriage. They take time to go to a restaurant two times a week: a little candlelight dinner, soft music, and a slow walk home. The Mrs. goes Tuesdays; He goes Fridays.
Přečíst celý »A fellow was very much in
A fellow was very much in love with a beautiful girl. One day she told him that the next day was her birthday. He told her he would send her a bouquet of roses… one for each year of her life. That evening he called the local florist and ordered …
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