Q. How can you tell if a man is happy? A. Who cares?
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Q. Why is it so hard for women to find men that are sensitive, caring, and good-looking? A. Because those men already have boyfriends.
Přečíst celý »Q. How many men does it
Q. How many men does it take to wallpaper a bathroom? A. Three, if you slice them very thinly.
Přečíst celý »Q. Why do men buy electric
Q. Why do men buy electric lawn mowers? A. So they can find their way back to the house.
Přečíst celý »Q. What does it mean when a man is in your bed
Q. What does it mean when a man is in your bed gasping for breath and calling your name? A. You didn’t hold the pillow down long enough.
Přečíst celý »Q: What’s the best
Q: What’s the best way to kill a man? A: Put a naked woman and a six-pack in front of him. Then tell him to pick only one.
Přečíst celý »Q: How does a man keep his youth?
Q: How does a man keep his youth? A: By giving her money, furs and diamonds.
Přečíst celý »Q: How do you keep your
Q: How do you keep your husband from reading your e-mail? A: Rename the mail folder to “instruction manuals”
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Why don’t women work as long and as hard as men in the office? They do it right first time.
Přečíst celý »What does it mean to come home to a man who’ll
What does it mean to come home to a man who’ll give you some love and tenderness? You’re in the wrong house.
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