How many honest, intelligent, caring men in the world does it take to do the dishes? Both of them.
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What do you do if your boyfriend walks out? Close the door.
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What did God say after she made Eve? “Practice makes perfect.”
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What do you call a man who has lost 95% of his brainpower? A widower.
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Man says to God: “God, why did you make woman so beautiful?” God says: “So you would love her.” “But God,” the man says, “why did you make her so dumb?” God says: “So she would love you.” “But God,” the man says, “why did you make her so dumb?” …
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Why did God create a man before a women? You need a rough draft before you have a final copy.
Přečíst celý »Why do little boys whine?
Why do little boys whine? Because they’re practicing to be men.
Přečíst celý »Give a man a fish and he will
Give a man a fish and he will eat for a day. Teach him how to fish and he will sit in a boat and drink beer all day.
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One night a wife found her husband standing over their baby’s crib. Silently she watched him. As he stood looking down at the sleeping infant, she saw on his face a mixture of emotions: disbelief, doubt, delight, amazement, enchantment, skepticism. Touched by this unusual display and the deep emotions it …
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There are a lot of words you can use to describe men: strong, caring, loving. They’d be wrong, but you could still use them.
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