Men are like animals: messy, insensitive and potentially violent, but they make great pets.
Přečíst celý »There are only two four letter words that are
There are only two four letter words that are offensive to men: “don’t” and “stop”.
Přečíst celý »How do you scare a man?
How do you scare a man? Sneak up behind him and start throwing rice.
Přečíst celý »One day in the Garden of
One day in the Garden of Eden, Eve calls out to God, “Lord, I have a problem!” “What’s the problem, Eve?” “Lord, I know you’ve created me and have provided this beautiful garden and all of these wonderful animals, and that hilarious comedy snake, but I’m just not happy.” “Why …
Přečíst celý »If a man says something in the middle
If a man says something in the middle of a forest, and there is no women around to hear him, is he still wrong?
Přečíst celý »Q: What are two reasons why men don’t mind their
Q: What are two reasons why men don’t mind their own business? 1. No mind 2. No business.
Přečíst celý »Q: Did you hear about the new “morning after” pill
Q: Did you hear about the new “morning after” pill for men? A: It changes their blood type.
Přečíst celý »Q. Where is the best place in a book
Q. Where is the best place in a book store to find a man who is handsome, a good lover and a stimulating partner? A. In the pages of a romance novel.
Přečíst celý »Q. Why is the book “Women Who
Q. Why is the book “Women Who Love Too Much” a disappointment for many men? A. No phone numbers.
Přečíst celý »Women dream of world peace, a safe environment,
Women dream of world peace, a safe environment, and eliminating hunger. What do men dream of? Being stuck in a lift with the Spice girls.
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