Why are men like blenders? You need one, but you’re not quite sure why.
Přečíst celý »Where do you have to go
Where do you have to go to find a man who is truly into commitment? A mental hospital.
Přečíst celý »Which of the following lines will do a better job
Which of the following lines will do a better job of frightening a man away? 1) Get away or I’ll call the police!!! 2) I love you and want to marry you and have your children.
Přečíst celý »Why are men like paper cups?
Why are men like paper cups? They’re disposable
Přečíst celý »why don’t men do laundry?
why don’t men do laundry? cause the washer and dryer don’t run on remote control!
Přečíst celý »When a man steals your wife,
When a man steals your wife, there is no better revenge than to let him keep her.
Přečíst celý »The difference
The difference between men and women A man is driving up a steep, narrow mountain road. A woman is driving down the same road. As they pass each other, the woman leans out the window and yells, “PIG!” The man immediately leans out his window and replies, “Stupid!” They each …
Přečíst celý »Why did God create men
Why did God create men first? Because we learn from mistakes.
Přečíst celý »What a woman says: “This place is a mess C’mon,
What a woman says: “This place is a mess C’mon, you and I need to clean up. Your stuff is lying on the floor, and you’ll have no clothes to wear, if we don’t do laundry right now!” What a man hears: blah, blah, blah, blah, C’mon blah, blah, blah, …
Přečíst celý »A man parked his car at the supermarket and was
A man parked his car at the supermarket and was walking past an empty cart when he heard a woman ask, “Excuse me, did you want that cart?” “No,” he answered. “I’m only after one thing.” As he walked toward the store, he heard her murmur, “Typical male.”
Přečíst celý »