Why is money called dough? Because we all knead it.
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Where do bees keep their money? In a honey box.
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Why did the mean teacher walk around with her purse open? She’d read there was going to be some change in the weather.
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Fred collected lots of money from trick-or-treating and he went to the candy store to buy some chocolate. “You should give that money to charity,” said the sales girl. Fred thought for a moment and said, “No, I’ll buy the chocolate. You give the money to charity.”
Přečíst celý »What happened when the cat swallowed a
What happened when the cat swallowed a coin? There was money in the kitty.
Přečíst celý »How can a can you double your money?
How can a can you double your money? By folding it in half.
Přečíst celý »Three animals were having a drink in a cafe,
Three animals were having a drink in a cafe, when the owner asked for the money. “I’m not paying,” said the duck. “I’ve only got one bill and I’m not breaking it.” “I’ve spent my last buck,” said the deer. “Then the duck’ll have to pay,” said the skunk. “Getting …
Přečíst celý »Dad, would you like to save
Dad, would you like to save some money? I certainly would, son. Any suggestions? Sure. Why not buy me a bike, then I won’t wear my shoes out so fast.
Přečíst celý »I hate paying my income tax.
I hate paying my income tax. You should be a good citizen – why don’t you pay with a smile? I’d like to but they insist on money
Přečíst celý »What happened when Dumbo went
What happened when Dumbo went to a mindrreader? They gave him his money back.
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