Where can you always find money? In the dictionary.
Přečíst celý »A couple was having a discussion about what
A couple was having a discussion about what to see and do now that they were safely in Florida on their honeymoon. Trying to assert himself rite off the bat, he exploded, “If it weren’t for my money, we wouldn’t be here at all!” The wife replied, “My dear, if …
Přečíst celý »How can you double your money?
How can you double your money? Look at it in a mirror.
Přečíst celý »What kind of money do monsters use?
What kind of money do monsters use? Weirdo (weird dough).
Přečíst celý »Can I borrow that book of yours How To Become A
Can I borrow that book of yours How To Become A Millionaire? Sure. Here you are. Thanks – but half the pages are missing. What’s the matter? Isn’t half a million enough for you?
Přečíst celý »Why are diapers like $10 bills?
Why are diapers like $10 bills? Because you have to change them.
Přečíst celý »Why is the moon like a dollar?
Why is the moon like a dollar? It has four quarters.
Přečíst celý »Why isn’t a dime worth as much today as it
Why isn’t a dime worth as much today as it used to be? Because the dimes (times) have changed.
Přečíst celý »Why did the man throw away all the new pennies
Why did the man throw away all the new pennies he had? Because they were a nuisance (new cents).
Přečíst celý »How can you get rich by
How can you get rich by eating? Eat fortune cookies.
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