Yo mama so ugly when she joined an ugly contest, they said “Sorry, no professionals.”
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Yo mama so ugly just after she was born, her mother said “What a treasure!” and her father said “Yes, let’s go bury it.”
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Yo mama so ugly they didn’t give her a costume when she tried out for Star Wars.
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Yo mama so ugly instead of putting the bungee cord around her ankle, they put it around her neck
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Yo mama so ugly she gets 364 extra days to dress up for Halloween.
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Yo mama so ugly when she walks into a bank, they turn off the surveillence cameras
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Yo mama so ugly her mom had to tie a steak around her neck to get the dogs to play with her.
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Yo mama so ugly when she walks down the street in September, people say “Wow, is it Halloween already?”
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Yo mama so ugly she made an onion cry.
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Yo mama so ugly she tried to take a bath the water jumped out!
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