Yo mama hair so short when she braided it they looked like stiches.
Přečíst celý »Yo mama feet are so big her shoes have to
Yo mama feet are so big her shoes have to have license plates!
Přečíst celý »Yo mama so clumsy she got tangled up in a
Yo mama so clumsy she got tangled up in a cordless phone.
Přečíst celý »Yo mama cross-eyed and watches TV in
Yo mama cross-eyed and watches TV in stereo.
Přečíst celý »Yo mama is
Yo mama is missing a finger and can’t count past nine.
Přečíst celý »Yo mama middle name is Rambo.
Yo mama middle name is Rambo.
Přečíst celý »Yo mama so skinny she
Yo mama so skinny she hula hoops with a cheerio
Přečíst celý »Yo mama so skinny she turned sideways and
Yo mama so skinny she turned sideways and dissapeared.
Přečíst celý »Yo mama so lazy she thinks a two-income
Yo mama so lazy she thinks a two-income family is where yo daddy has two jobs.
Přečíst celý »Yo mama so lazy she’s got a remote
Yo mama so lazy she’s got a remote control just to operate her remote!
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