I was in Atlantic City not too long ago. You just walk around, go, ‘What in the hell happened to you?’ There are people Picasso would look at and go, ‘Hmm, nothing I can do with that.’

Yo’ Mama is so poor, she had to get a take a second mortgage on her cardboard shelter.

I seen a white lady with yellow teeth today. She looked like a deviled egg.

Yo’ Mama is so poor, she got married for the rice.

I was sweating like a beach full of albinos.

Yo’ Mama is so poor, she uses garbage bags for luggage.

I actually ran into Britney Spears one time, in person, but I didn’t recognize her without the word ‘mute’ written over on the side.

Yo’ Mama is so poor, she puts McDonald’s dollar meals on layaway.

A self-conscious wife asks her husband, “Honey, are my boobs too small?”“No, honey, they’re fine, but if you want to make them bigger, why don’t you rub toilet paper between them?” he suggests.For the next couple of weeks, the wife rubs toilet paper between her boobs several times a day, …

Yo’ Mama is so poor, she names her kids after cars she can’t afford.