Q. What’s the best way to force a man to do sit ups? A. Put the remote control between his toes.
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Q. Why can’t men get mad cow disease?
Q. Why can’t men get mad cow disease? A. Because they’re all pigs.
Přečíst celý »Q. Why do men like smart women?
Q. Why do men like smart women? A. Opposites attract.
Přečíst celý »Q. Why do men need instant replay on TV
Q. Why do men need instant replay on TV sports? A. Because after 30 seconds they forget what happened.
Přečíst celý »Q. Why do men like love at first site?
Q. Why do men like love at first site? A. It saves them a lot of time.
Přečíst celý »Q. What’s the fastest way to a man’s heart?
Q. What’s the fastest way to a man’s heart? A. Through his chest with a sharp knife.
Přečíst celý »Q. How can you tell if a man
Q. How can you tell if a man is happy? A. Who cares?
Přečíst celý »Q. Why is it so hard for women to find men that
Q. Why is it so hard for women to find men that are sensitive, caring, and good-looking? A. Because those men already have boyfriends.
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Q. How many men does it take to wallpaper a bathroom? A. Three, if you slice them very thinly.
Přečíst celý »Q. Why do men buy electric
Q. Why do men buy electric lawn mowers? A. So they can find their way back to the house.
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