How are men like noodles? They are always in hot water, they lack taste and they need dough.
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Why don’t men have mid-life crises?
Why don’t men have mid-life crises? They stay stuck in adolescence.
Přečíst celý »How is being at a singles bar
How is being at a singles bar different from going to the circus? At the circus the clowns don’t talk.
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What do you do with a bachelor who thinks he’s God’s gift? Exchange him.
Přečíst celý »What’s the difference between a new husband and a
What’s the difference between a new husband and a new dog? After a year, the dog is still excited to see you.
Přečíst celý »Now do you save a man from drowning?
Now do you save a man from drowning? Take your foot off his head.
Přečíst celý »How many honest, intelligent, caring men
How many honest, intelligent, caring men in the world does it take to do the dishes? Both of them.
Přečíst celý »What do you do if your boyfriend walks
What do you do if your boyfriend walks out? Close the door.
Přečíst celý »What did God say after she made Eve?
What did God say after she made Eve? “Practice makes perfect.”
Přečíst celý »What do you call a man who has lost 95
What do you call a man who has lost 95% of his brainpower? A widower.
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