He is so dumb, he thinks an agent is someone who keeps track of your age!

Why did the stupid boy wear a turtle neck sweater? To hide his flea collar.

A boy went into the local department store where he saw a sign on the escalator – ‘Dogs must be carried on this escalator. The boy then spent the next tow hours looking for a dog.

A silly boy spent the afternoon with some friends, but when the time came for him to leave, a terrific storm started with thunder, lightning and torrential rain. ‘You can’t go home in this,’ said one of his friends, ‘ you’d better stay the night. ‘That’s very kind of you,’ …

My friend is so silly that he spent two weeks in a revolving door looking for the doorknob!

Sister: Why are you putting the saddle on backward ? Brother: How do you know which way I’m going ?

A guy walking down a street one afternoon passes an old man sitting on the side of the road with a large sack. The younger guy says to the old man, “Watcha got in the sack?” The old man responds, “I got some monkeys in that there sack.” The younger …

Why did Silly Sue throw her guitar away ? Because it had a hole in the middle.

Why did the idiot have his sundial floodlit ? So he could tell the time at night !

How do you keep an imbecile happy all his life ? Tell him a joke when he’s a baby !