Why did the Aggie call 911 in the car wash? – He thought he saw the rotating car washer as a tornado’
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An Illinois man pretending to have a
An Illinois man pretending to have a gun kidnapped a motorist and forced him to drive to two different automated teller machines. The kidnapper then proceeded to withdraw money from his own bank accounts.
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A 9-year-old boy in Manassas, Virginia received a one-day suspension under his elementary school’s drug policy last week – for Certs! Joey Hoeffer allegedly told a classmate that the mints would make him “jump higher.”
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A student in Belle, West Virginia was suspended for three days for giving a classmate a cough drop. School principal Forest Mann reiterated the school’s “zero-tolerance” policy…not to be confused with the “zero-intelligence” policy.
Přečíst celý »Three men stood before a judge on a charge of
Three men stood before a judge on a charge of drunk and disorderly conduct in a public park. Judge: What were you doing? 1st man: Oh, just throwing peanuts in the pond. Judge: And what were you doing? 2nd man: I was throwing peanuts in the pond, too.” Judge: Sounds …
Přečíst celý »One afternoon, a man was riding in
One afternoon, a man was riding in the back of his limousine when he saw two men eating grass by the road side. He ordered his driver to stop and he got out to investigate. “Why are you eating grass?”, he asked one man. “We don’t have any money for …
Přečíst celý »Two friends: – I heard that you have
Two friends: – I heard that you have founded a musical band. – Yes, it is a quartet. – How many are you? – We are three. – Three? – Me and my brother. – You have a brother? – No, why do you ask?
Přečíst celý »Two guys are talking:
Two guys are talking: (1) – I’ve bought a tour to my mother-in-law. (2) – Your mother-in-law???!!! (1) – Why not, to Bagdad.
Přečíst celý »A newlywed couple, after bringing their
A newlywed couple, after bringing their luggage into their cabin, stormed down to the desk. The bride was in tears, and the groom was red faced. When asked what the problem was, the groom started swearing at the desk clerk. “We booked a cabin with a view for our honeymoon, …
Přečíst celý »Two women were sitting by the pool, and one
Two women were sitting by the pool, and one asked what kind of water they fill the pool with — fresh water or sea water? The cruise director answered, “Sea water.” “Oh, that explains why it’s so rough today.”
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