Sharon: I’m so homesick. Sheila: But this is your home! Sharon: I know and I’m sick of it.
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My teacher loves me – she puts
My teacher loves me – she puts kisses against all my sums.
Přečíst celý »What did the painter say to her boyfriend?
What did the painter say to her boyfriend? “I love you with all my art!”
Přečíst celý »What does a man who loves his car do
What does a man who loves his car do on February 14? He gives it a valenshine!
Přečíst celý »Do you love me more than you love sleep?
Do you love me more than you love sleep? “I can’t answer now. It’s time for my nap!”
Přečíst celý »What is the most romantic city in England?
What is the most romantic city in England? Loverpool!
Přečíst celý »Did you hear the one about the phoney Cupid?
Did you hear the one about the phoney Cupid? He was totally bow-gus!
Přečíst celý »Why did the kangaroo love the little
Why did the kangaroo love the little Australian bear? Because the bear had many fine koala-ties!
Přečíst celý »What did one bell say to the other?
What did one bell say to the other? “Be my valenchime!”
Přečíst celý »What happened when the monster kissed his one
What happened when the monster kissed his one true love? He left lip prints on the mirror!
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