A man had a nose ring fitted into his nose, a friend asked, “how much did you pay for that?” “I paid through the nose!” he replied’

A guy goes to a girl’s house for the first time, and she shows him into the living room. She excuses herself to go to the kitchen to make them a few drinks, and as he’s standing there alone, he notices a cute little vase on the mantel. He picks …

Q: Where do people who say “shoot” and “darn” go to? A: Heck’

Q. What do you call a ginger bread man wit one leg? A. Limp biskit’

Do you know the difference between genius and stupid? “Genius has its limits.”

Q. What did dela wear?(Delaware) A. Her New Jersey

Q. Have you heard the latest scandal? A. Dr. Pepper was drunk at a party.

Q. Why did the belt go to jail? A. Because he held up a pair of pants!

Q. What is the bigest pencil in the world? A. Pennsylvania

Question: What goes up and never comes down? Answer: Up