Q: What did the cook say to the dough? A: I “NEED” you!
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What do you call a tube with a degree? A
What do you call a tube with a degree? A graduated cylinder.
Přečíst celý »Why did the boxer date the pretty girl? Because
Why did the boxer date the pretty girl? Because she was a knockout!
Přečíst celý »What did one rock pool say to the other rock
What did one rock pool say to the other rock pool? Show me your mussels.
Přečíst celý »Where did the fortune-teller go on her
Where did the fortune-teller go on her vacation? To Palm Beach.
Přečíst celý »Why did the artist put on a show of
Why did the artist put on a show of horse paintings? He wanted to mount an exhibit!
Přečíst celý »Why did the boy stand behind the horse?
Why did the boy stand behind the horse? He thought he might get a kick out of it!
Přečíst celý »Why did the farmer call his
Why did the farmer call his horse Baseball? Because it’s covered with horsehide!
Přečíst celý »Why did the horse go behind the
Why did the horse go behind the tree? To change his jockeys.
Přečíst celý »Why did the horse miss the joust?
Why did the horse miss the joust? He had the knight off!
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