Why did the horse stir his cereal with his hoof? Because he wanted to feel his oats!
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Why did the horseman put a saddle on a large
Why did the horseman put a saddle on a large loaf of bread? It was a crusty steed!
Přečíst celý »Why did the man call his horse
Why did the man call his horse Fleabag? Because he was often scratched!
Přečíst celý »Why is a racehorse like a letter?
Why is a racehorse like a letter? They both begin a trip at the post!
Přečíst celý »Why is an egg like a young horse?
Why is an egg like a young horse? Because it can’t be used until it’s broken!
Přečíst celý »Why is Dick Clark a
Why is Dick Clark a favourite star with horses? Because he was a disk jockey from Filly!
Přečíst celý »Why is horse racing so romantic?
Why is horse racing so romantic? Because the horse hugs the rails, the jockey puts his arms around the horse and you can kiss your money goodbye!
Přečíst celý »Why is it difficult to
Why is it difficult to identify horses from the back? They’re always switching their tails!
Přečíst celý »Why is manna from heaven like
Why is manna from heaven like horse hay? Both are food from aloft!
Přečíst celý »Why is the old, decrepit horse named
Why is the old, decrepit horse named Flattery? Because it gets you nowhere!
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